KHOON HI KHOON (part III FINALE)

scene
123' mg road , patli west
 acp staring at the apartment where he is suppoused to find the killer..
at the reception..ye apke aprtment mein koi gogia nam ka admi rehta hai??
RECEPTIONIST:no sir ..aisa toh koi nahi rehta.

ACP : taking out the bashed up photo of gogia.. ye admi ko apne pehle kabhi dekha hai.. 

RECEP:are han sir .. ye toh rajit hai..4th floor mein rehta hai..

ACP: kya rajit??

RECEP: han sir 100 % sure sir .. ye rajit hai.

ACP: aisa kaise ho sakta hai.. ye toh gogia hai..

ABHIJEET:*thoda sa soch takle.. dono same hi hai.. ye nam change kar ke yahan reh raha hai..*

ACP: kahin aisa toh nahi ki ye gogia nam badal ke yahan ranjit banke reh rha hai??

DAYA: *bingo... u got it man*

ACP: kya ye ranjit abhi apne ghar pe hai??

RECEP: nahi sir wo toh abhi apke ane se do minute pehle hi nikal gaye..

ACP: kya aap bata sakte hain wo kahan gaye hai?

RECEP: sir kuch ticket ki bat kar rahe the..

ACP: oh my god! matlab ye khoon karke bhagne ki soch raha hai.. chalo ab airport ..

ABHIJEET: * thoda obvious hai sir*.. toh chalo airport

they reach the airport where abhijeet with his eagle eyes locates gogia they chase him.. with camera to their foot and face.
after ACP catches him gogia kicks him on his **** and runs again..


suddenly he collides with a fat man with a gun... only to reveal he is daya..
he runs the other way.. and crashes into abhiijeet.
now after being unsuccessful in running east and west.. he tries south
this time he comes face to face with a gun itself.. and the lady holding it can do much better acting than all other cid actors combined
 now he runs north.. finally to show off.. acp corners him..
all the four officers now take one step at a time to finally surround gogia with guns from four sides..

GOGIA: sir ( hath jod ke).. maine kuch nahi kiya..

ACP: kya tumne kuch nahi kiya??

GOGIA: nahi sir ..maine kuch nahi kiya..

ACP: do logon ka khoon kar diya aur usse pehle mere sath battamizi ki thi aur bolte ho kuch nahi kiya!...

DAYA: sir ye aise nahi manega.. (changes his gun from his right to his left ..and again to show off.. swings his hand in the air..)

     ...a tennis serve is sounded in the background .. 
lo! and behold!.. abracadabra ..giligili whoosh...:::****
 gogia vanishes from the scene and teleports with a crash onto a chair in the cid bureau atleast 10km away from the airport..
his hands now cover his face which looks dipped in mud and shit and washed with urine

ACP: ab batao!!

GOGIA: crying without tears and bad sobs trying to hide his eyes ...in short..*DISGUSTING ACTING*

       maine hi mara tha unko.. 

ACP: kyun mara?

GOGIA: *ja nahi bataoonga... jab tak daya nahi puchega nahi batoonga*

ACP:kyun mara un dono k?

GOGIA: :P:P :P..lalalalalal

DAYA: sir main puchta hoon..*teri koi kadar nahi taklu*..batata hai ya fir ..

GOGIA:nahi sir batata hoon.. us abhijeet ne mere paise hadap liye the.. aur meri girlfriend ke sath bhagne wala tha..

ACP: toh tumne use mar diya! AB TOH PURI ZINDAGI... 

KHOON HI KHOON (part II )

after just a second of interval.. 

SCENE ChANGE:-

ACP and SALUKE in the bureau..

ABHIJEET and DAYA enter

ACP: kya hua abhijeet?kuch pata chala??

ABHIJEET: yes sir .. hamne *do minute mein* pure mumbai ke sare computer teaching classes chan mare...aur ye jo apna  amitesh tha usne in classes mein se kisi ko bhi join nahi kiya tha..

ACP: kya !! usne kisi class ko join nahi kiya tha? 

ABHIJEET: no sir usne koi classes nahi jin kiye the *daya kal sir ke liye hearing aid lete ana .. sale ko kuch thik se sunta hi nahi hai.. ab kya kan mein ghus ke boloon?*

ACP: (rotating his fingers as if he is doing kathak) par aisa kaise ho sakta hai??aur kuch pata chala??

ABHIJEET: yes sir.. ek "aruna coaching centre " mein hamein pata chala ki ye coaching aaj kal internet pe bhi hoti hai..

ACP: *ghadhe .. ye pehle kyun nahi bataya* iska matlab usne kisi internet wali coahing institute ko join kiya hoga..

      internet ke sare caching institutes check karo aur pata lagao ki isne computer kahan se sikha tha?

ABHIJEET: * abey tere pas dimag nahi haikya??jo man mein ata hai bol deta hai...* haan sir abhi batate hain ..

VIVEK and FREDY enter..

ACP: ao fredy ..ao vivek.. bol kya khabar laye ho?

VIVEK: * sala kahan phans gaya main? isse acha toh main "hatim" ya son pari mein hi tha!* 

FREDY: sir... ye jo katil tha na.. wo mumbai ka hi rehne wala hai..

ACP: *oh my god!..cool fred.. i never knew that.. i thought he had come from albania* "wah fredy .. pehli bar tumne kuch akal ki bat ki hai..(hahaha)

FREDY: thank you sir!(brimming with confidence and double colgate smile up his fat fat face) 

ACP: acha ab bahut ho gaya mazak..ab kam ki bat karte hain..

ABHIJEET:* kyun mazak kar rahe ho acp?*

ACP: wo jo finger print hamein abhijeet ke gale se mile the unhe scan karke dekho.. hamare database mein zarur kuch information milega

DR. SALUKE:yes sir maine us fingerprint ko scan kiya hai .. dekhte hainkya result ata hai

(computer screen bad version of fake software is displayed which makes "sas bhi kabhi bahu thi" type sound and a green light goes up and down the screen

 they show fake binary search as if some entered ":C/ windows" on ms dos and sat on the enter key"

after a little more of sound and light the match is found... the person has an altogether pita hua appearance with his info on the side.

NAME: gogia

AGE : about 30 to 40 yrs

HEIGHT : 5'6"

CRIME: has been sent to jail for 4 months for arguing and fighting with a person by the name ACP pradyuman

address:124' mg road,patli west, mumbai-12

ACP becomes very happy at the sight of this..

ACP: jaldi chalo patli ..ab wahin jake pata chalega ki chakkar kya hai..

 everyone gets into a battered looking budget sumo. camera shows their feet and faces as usual and the tyres of the car also

to be continued.. in part 3..

KHOON HI KNOON (part 1)

team cid walking on the road with a lady who luks pretty much scared to death..

just then daya with his eagle eyes sees tomato sauce spilled on the road about a 500 m away .. they run to that place with different camera angles showing their feet and face..

 as soon as they stop they see 2 lit. of blood scattered on the road

LADY:itna sara khoon ... ye toh amitesh ka hi hai..AMMIIIITEEESSSHHHH!!!.. and then she faints..* cool na .. 3d eyes which recognize blood group and dna sequence automatically*

ACP(after looking all around): wo building dekh rahe ho?? lagta hai usi mein hoga ye amitesh..

everybody rushes directly to the third floor.. to find the door locked..( what do u expect ?)

ACP: daya...darwaza tod do!.. par sambhal ke.. khuni abhi bhi andar  ho sakta hai..

DAYA: yes sir.. (jumps as if he is hercules and kicks the already open door only to make some noise)

daya and abhijeet scan the area for the killer with their toy like guns.. 

FREDY remarks:sir ye itni badbu kahan se a rhi hai??

ACP:feels like saying" baki sab ko sardi nahi hai... sab sung sakte hain gadhe".. (but he is fool right?)..haan sahi bola fredy .. zarur kahin lash hogi.. 

VIVEK: siiirrr!! ye dekhiye.. 

ACP : han vivek..oh shit ye toh lash hai..

VIVEK: * han be .. sabko dikh raha hai*

LADY(alive again from her penesiveness). : looking at the dead body filthied with kissa ketchup..itna sara khoon .. yeh toh amitesh ka hi hoga.. faints again..

SCENE CHANGE:-

ACP: pure ghar ka kona kona chan maro.. zarur katil ne koi surag chhoda hoga..( this is the murderers house where he has kept the body of abhijet)

DAYA and ABHIJEET after going around the place once.. nahi sir kuch nahi mila..

ACP: looking at the computer.. ye kya hai..?

DAYA: * computer hai yaar.. pata hai tu gawar hai.. har chiz minimum do bar batana hota hai*

ACP: ye dekh rahe ho ..pointing at the comp. iske ghar pe computer hai.. matlab ye zarur computer chalana janta hai.. aur agar ye computer chalana janta hai matlab isne kahin classes li hogi hi.. "DAYA!!! ABHIJEET!!!.. mumbai ki sari computer classes jao aur pata lagao isne kahan se computer sikha hai...

to be continued.. 

INTRO..

I am shreyas dudhani. I am an 11ther studying science (biology). let it be short for personal description... coming to the blog... if any of you have see CID and somehow cant stop laughing each time ACP tries acting.. u are going to like this!!
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